Sometimes, there simply are no words ...
Uh-huh. Perchance, were slave-owning South Carolinians freed from actual "work" that they were too lazy to do, and too cheap to pay others to do?
I was wrong - there were words, after all. It takes some experience, though - I'll tell you - to get into the mind of the southern, white, Confederacy-loving, Rebel-flag waving mind.
Please, if they try, again, to secede, can't we just say, "Okay?"