Could Congressman Steve King (R (Idiot) - Iowa) be any more stupid?
Next, I could talk about Congressman Peter King (R (Idiot) - NY), former backer of IRA terrorists who now wants to deal with the threat of terrorism by .... [oh, it's too much to bear].
While it is true that there are bums on both sides of the aisle, there is only one side on which so many hopelessly foul members reside. Where is the party of Everett Dirksen, Edward Brooke, Dwight D. Eisenhower?
I am happy to report that I have just signed a 5-year, $25 Million contract, so my days of lethargy, ennui and lattes are over. I thank all of you who have faithfully made contributions to your alma mater, so that it could spend your money on its team's coach's salary! Thank you, thank you, thank you.