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Friday, January 07, 2011

Could Congressman Steve King (R (Idiot) - Iowa) be any more stupid?

On the House floor today, he went on and on about how The Orangeman Speaker's mendacity is beyond reproach. This is one of our leaders, maker of our laws. And I haven't even told you about his views on immigration and what to do about those awful illegal aliens ... and their American-born (U.S. citizen) children.

Next, I could talk about Congressman Peter King (R (Idiot) - NY), former backer of IRA terrorists who now wants to deal with the threat of terrorism by .... [oh, it's too much to bear].

While it is true that there are bums on both sides of the aisle, there is only one side on which so many hopelessly foul members reside. Where is the party of Everett Dirksen, Edward Brooke, Dwight D. Eisenhower?

I am happy to report that I have just signed a 5-year, $25 Million contract, so my days of lethargy, ennui and lattes are over. I thank all of you who have faithfully made contributions to your alma mater, so that it could spend your money on its team's coach's salary! Thank you, thank you, thank you.


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